No Story To Be Told
15/7/12 at 1:20am
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11/7/12 at 23:34pm
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hussieslips:

bringerofbadpuns:

calliophi:

how does a door have sex though

by getting…knocked up

and your url too omg

(Source: callieohpeee)

Posted: 10 months ago with 812 notes (Reblog)
Tags: #LAUGHING
11/7/12 at 17:00pm
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imawhat:

I LOVE Chris’ new icon on twitter
Who made that edit are they dying?

imawhat:

I LOVE Chris’ new icon on twitter

Who made that edit are they dying?

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05/7/12 at 1:44am
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mothafickle:

omg

11/6/12 at 17:22pm
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❝ I’m going to put on the condom now, Miss Steele.” He mewled low and wryly into my external auditory canal

50 Shades

SAY’EAR’!! JUST SAY ‘EAR’!!! IT WON’T BE TOO BORING, I PROMISE!!!

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25/5/12 at 15:34pm
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sugarmottas:

does anyone remember that scene in forrest gump when forrest is running and all those people start joining him and following him across america then one day he’s all “I’m tired… I think I’ll go home.” and then he leaves and everyone who followed him is standing there then out of nowhere one guy is like “so what do we do now?”

yeah that’s kind of us rn